Google thing because of that bitch Raelyan
Pissed Off[link]
OMG THAT RHYMED!!!1
Anyway,
here goes;
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Darryl needs to lead.
("I am not a leader of men, since I prefer to follow" Awesome song.)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
What Darryl looks like in a spinning teacup.
(Uh...)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Darryl says his family was scared of him.
(WTF?)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Darryl wants your booty.
(You wish.)
Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Darryl does double as Rovers race past visitors
(Hahahaha. I can't even work that one out.)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Darryl hates MySpace.
(It's true.)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Dr. Darryl Asks some important questions of interest to Barrie residents.
(Dr. Darryl. PHD. Ya fucks.)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Darryl likes to travel internationally to extraordinary destinations.
(You can't prove ANYTHING.)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Darryl eats pizzas!
(Nom nom nom.)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Darryl wears well cut, sharp stylish suits with open necked crisp silk shirts unbuttoned to allow a glimpse of his silver and black medallion, and toned, ...
(Thank FUCK that it trailed off. That was going down lawsuit freeway at a 100mph.)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Darryl was arrested for allegedly soliciting sex from an undercover policewoman.
(Hey, what can I say? I dig the handcuffs thing!)
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
Darryl loves Wanda.
(Once again, you can't prove anything.)
