Hit me up on Twitter ya fucks;

[link]

OMG THAT RHYMED!!!1

Anyway,

here goes;

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.

Darryl needs to lead.

("I am not a leader of men, since I prefer to follow" Awesome song.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.

What Darryl looks like in a spinning teacup.

(Uh...)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.

Darryl says his family was scared of him.

(WTF?)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.

Darryl wants your booty.

(You wish.)

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.

Darryl does double as Rovers race past visitors

(Hahahaha. I can't even work that one out.)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.

Darryl hates MySpace.

(It's true.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.

Dr. Darryl Asks some important questions of interest to Barrie residents.

(Dr. Darryl. PHD. Ya fucks.)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.

Darryl likes to travel internationally to extraordinary destinations.

(You can't prove ANYTHING.)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.

Darryl eats pizzas!

(Nom nom nom.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.

Darryl wears well cut, sharp stylish suits with open necked crisp silk shirts unbuttoned to allow a glimpse of his silver and black medallion, and toned, ...

(Thank FUCK that it trailed off. That was going down lawsuit freeway at a 100mph.)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.

Darryl was arrested for allegedly soliciting sex from an undercover policewoman.

(Hey, what can I say? I dig the handcuffs thing!)

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.

Darryl loves Wanda.

(Once again, you can't prove anything.)